I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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