69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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