look no pants
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I still have a little drunk in my system
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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