I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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