Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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