she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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