p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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