The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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