This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You can't motorboat a personality
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
