Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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