Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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