My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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