And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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