Soap is not a condiment
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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