Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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