Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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