Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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