Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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