He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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