You work out of a Hotel?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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