I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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