we have pet lesbian snakes
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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