sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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