nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
bring money and cleavage
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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