3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We need to rekindle our bromance
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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