that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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