Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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