I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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