I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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