I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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