Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Randomize
