so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
dude. I can hear the air.
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