I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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