just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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