And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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