I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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