Just fell off a train. Bad.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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