every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
