I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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