I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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