are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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