another moral hangover. fuck.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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