when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize