Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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