Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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