Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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