I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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