Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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