maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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