trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Blood and glitter go together right?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you never un-have a 4some
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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