Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
