And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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