I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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