so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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