nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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