Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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