grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
His nipple licking is glorious
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