you win again, gameday.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
send nudes
from the living room?
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